For Colored Girls Who Considered Stripping When That Campus Job Wasn't Enough

‎"I'm supposed to be a [pharmacist]...or an NBA wife. I don't really know who to talk to about this"

This whole being a broke college student is not that exciting.

Pay days roll around and all the money leaves as quickly as it came.

They say money doesn't grow on trees and neither does it stay in my bank account for long.

Last week I filed my taxes. I was able to account for all the money I had made this year.

I didn't believe it as I started crunching the numbers.

Money doesn't buy you happiness.----I refuse to fully subscribe/endorse/support this.

I'm convinced if I had more money, life would be a little brighter :)

I want to do so much in this life.

I need money to do that.

Increase your hours at work you may suggest.

No can do. My grades would fall, then I wouldn't get accepted into pharmacy school, and I would end up living in a cardboard box....thus and such increasing my hours is a no go!

Have I considered stripping?

I would be all about if if it didn't involve me taking my clothes off O_o

Dealing drugs??

I'm not emotionally stable for prison. I've seen Oz. No thanks!

Being the girlfriend of a D-Boy?

I'm all types of supportive but I can't go to jail for him. (see explanation above)

I think if I wasn't a socialite/Kim Kardashian (#nosextape) in my former life this whole being a broke college student wouldn't be so difficult. ----This was written with so much sincerity.