Monday, June 20, 2011

VSB.

Each day I read the newest post from VerySamrtBrothas.com ...it's a hilarious way to start my day! Today Champ shared his thoughts on one of his fellow blogger's new book

A Belle In Brooklyn: The Go-to Girl for Advice on Living Your Best Single Life — Lucas’ collection of allegorical anecdotes and tidbits all providing insight on how single women can, well, live their best single lives....But, while my penis and my bias make me ill-equipped to review A Belle In Brooklyn, these possessions make me perfectly equipped to breakdown and question the validity of “The Man Manual

 In case you don't here are some excerpts from today's post that gave me a chuckle ;-)

6. Pretty much everything they’ve ever dine since they hit puberty — from wearing cologne to washing daily to going to college to buying a car to taking out the garbage, and so on — has been in some from about getting more access to sex.
Agreed. I’d even add “founding and cultivating a ridiculously popular relationship-centric blog” in there as well.
7. Sex can be an act, like eating a sandwich or going to shoot hoops.
Correct. Shit, I even know some guys who — if they could — would find a way to have sex, eat a sandwich, and shoot hoops all at the same time. (And, by “some guys” I mean “I“)
12. They like to protect you from the big bad world
Only if you swallow.
17. Men often say women talk too much, but what they mean specifically is nagging or women who say dumb shit that they don’t want to hear.
Tupac must really be back because this is the realest shit she’s ever wrote. 
20. They always tell us we think too much, but they think a lot. I don’t know if men know how to be spontaneous. They think about everything. Trust me.
Agreed. We’re always thinking, planning, and assessing. 99% of the time, those thoughts, plans, and assessments all revolve around one question: “How can I get her thongs in my mouth?” <<< *falls completely out*

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