Sunday, July 17, 2011

Twitter Talk #4

I follow some funny people who follow some funny people ;-)
  *i left my comments in bold*



From @SkinnyJeanius


  • liquor stores need outlets and tables like starbucks. i'm not a daily coffee drinker.
  • no one named CREFLO DOLLAR will make me forgive a child molester.
  • "there's someone i've been missing. they're in the wrong place trying to make it right."
  • the first step is admitting you have a problem. the second is forgetting that problem with the problem.
  • sometimes wearing underwear feels like piss poor planning.
  • mmhmm RT : Oh u fancy? RT  she used the wrong lotion. now my penis smells like wild cherry blossoms.
  • you ever want to go back somewhere to see if that one person remembers you as well as you remember them?
  • EVERYTHING works out in the end. if it hasn't worked out, then it's not the end.
From @SlimJackson
  • this is why i try not to be fb/twitter friends with chicks I'm talking to. i log on, see they've done something dumb then lose interest.
From @TheXDExperience
  •   A life without ranch dressing is a life I don't want to know.
  • All of the lyrics to the Good Times theme song demonstrates the most accurate telling of my life up until this point
  • RT : Lil B gonna tell us all that "SWAG" stands for "sales weren't a goal".
  • RT : Maury probably knows if Time is really the father.
  •  this emaciated life I'm tryna love just ain't the bees knees
  • Kyle said Teyana Taylor's version of Marvin's Room sounds like it should be played during the movie Beloved.
  • RT : Morgan Freeman is so old his age is a sound RT : How old was Morgan Freeman in "Lean On Me"?
  • RT :  Annie the Popeyes lady is a decepticon. Real Popeyes employees don't smile
From @ladyw87
  • I think this would be a good time to orgasm so I'm out.
  • I would love some oral sex right now. It feels better on a Sunday.
From @KidFury
  • The Knowles-Carters & The Obamas be watching State Property at the White House. I know it.
  • "If you sincerely speak to God about your troubles, you'd be surprised how quickly he will respond." ~ Mama Fury
  • I feel really good today. I'm really happy. God is good.
  •    Oh, y'all can go to hell. Watermelon is water and Splenda in fruit form.
  • I'm gonna take a shower while "I Was Here" is playing, so I can hold out my arms and invite the water in like a Creole prince.
  • (If I could just touch one of the laces on Jermaine Cole's Jordans, I'd be reborn.)
From @LanceGross
  • It can only get better from here, It can only get better from here, It can only get better from here....
From @PanamaJackson
  • Got into the most foolish debate last night abt bangin vs gorgeous women. Lol. This nigga said Nia Long was average and started a riot.
  • Also said Stacey Dash was maaaad overrated. I think dude was a Republican plant and supports terrorists and Fox News.
  • This video for "best thing I never had" makes me happy. 
  • Aside from "open bar" my favorite combo of words is "nigga, I'm grillin. Fall thru" <<< this.right.here
  • There has got to be something in the water right now. 
From @Ahmier 
  • I can't stand Sade! She makes me want to go to the beach, gather, then place sticks in the shape of hearts, and set them on fire..
  • About to learn how to sell pussy in Iceland.
  • The fact that Fantasia gets taken over by her emotions every time she puts a mic to those lips makes me all kinds of happy.
From @jozenc
  •  I personally feel dudes with double standards are soft. They enforce them to protect their fragile self-esteem.<<<I COMPLETELY AGREE
  • If you dare text me that you're tripping instead of calling me over what you're tripping about, you're hustling backwards.
  • Women, don't think we don't notice the kind of men you give rhythm to.
  • fasho RT :  RT : Fellas, the blue bars of Irish spring are making the women go crazy in the streets. Invest.
RT : I always chase my drank with more drank. It's because I'm a thug.

RT @Wale Maybe datin is like college.a lot of ppl don't know what they want.jus feel like they need to be doin it..in reality we all jus buying time

RT @luvvieig !!! RT @BasseyworldLive Whenever my phone rings, I secretly hope it's Oprah calling to offer me my own talk show on OWN.

RT @korporate1 Lol the REALEST RT @LeroyElroyJr It takes a certain type of man/love to date a chick that doesn't like #harrypotter

RT @MikeCole24 RT @_CasanovaJr #WeOnlyKindaSometimesOnRareOccasionsLoveTheseHoes

RT @E_Wright1 RT @XSTROLOGY: #Taurus signs are extremely faithful because they have a strong need for security and routine.

RT @QrisPBaqon4 I wanna be something special to you. but let's face it. Its probably not gonna happen. But I can always make u smile. Promise.

RT @vitaminDanny Sometimes I wonder what life would be like if I could just have a few drinks like a normal person<<i.dont.want.to.know.that.life

RT @SweetDivaLove i.cant.breathe. LMAO RT  RT : Real G's move in silence like Ciaras soundscan.

RT @sistertoldja When I see a Buppie couple, I can't help but to wonder if I made a wrong turn somewhere. I want a 401K and a BMW too dammit.

RT @sTopcrynheauX RT @Casanobles Mufassa getting killed in the Lion King was the most life devastating experience my childhood

RT @brookandthecity RT @Saniyyah: When life gives me lemons.... I add Patron and say FUCK IT!





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