Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Twitter Talk #6

Enjoy! My comments are in bold as usual ;-)
SkinnyJeanius--

  • why can't we just grab a table in the corner and i make you laugh for a few hours?
  • you can never be too sure of your first love until you've had your second. (inspired by )
  • can we get "barely walk" drunk tonight please?
  • the look you give the IOTAS when they ask you to join: <<<*sips tea* that face is PRICELESS.
  • him: that's not a glow stick? - her: that's my nuva ring.
  • late one night i plan on sneaking into amish country and opening up a circuit city.<<<i quit him
  • she said she was on the pill. he said he was sterile. according to this stroller, someone's a liar.
  • martin luther king, jr boulevard: the place in any american city where one can find beauty and peace. O.o
  • him: that's not a glow stick? - her: that's my nuva ring.
  • i just forwarded one of those text messages to jesus. he doesn't like it either. leave us the fuck alone.<<i despise forwarded text messages
Panama Jackson
  • Margaritas are the drinks of champions. Trust and believe. <<this.right.here.
@chrissyteigen 
  • every time someone on teen mom uses a big word, i take a drink of my wine. which sucks because i really like to drink wine.
  • no one on teen mom seems to want the babies more than the teen mom's mom
TheXDExperience
  • I'm tired of my thighs rubbing together.<<<life is hard.
  • That sushi didn't stand a chance against Rhonda. Rhonda is my inner fat woman. She's COGIC and works at the post office.
  • Getting a snack before a dinner date. Judge me if you want. But you probably have the herp. So
  • Drake: verb To fall for no reason and cry like a bitch.<<this drake shade is hilarious. drake and his soft self get no love in these streets.
  • 130,000+ tweets later...and I still don't have a man.<<<welp. he knows my life.
  • RT  - LIKE NATIONAL DEBT, still I rise. Buenos dias.
  • Da Brat looks like a TV One special.
  • Who You Wit still goes hard.<<Yeeeeeesssss.
Jozen Cummings
  • There were times this weekend where I acted like I turned 20 a week ago -_-<<<it be's like that
  • Do black women know they are no longer the loudest group of people on Earth? White women now have the title.
PinchMyCheekie:
  • Lemme say this before it gets serious. Barry O's walk >>>>>>>
  • I'mma need Boehner and his leprechaun ass tie to have a multiple-choice array of seats.
  • (._.) RT  Where to begin... RT : Wow. RT  Oh.. RT : 106 IS AN EMBERRIESMENT 2 DA BLACK COMMINITY”<<< O_o *blankstare*

RT @OffHandComments I swear this febreze smells like a gainfully employed man who wears cuff links.<< comedy!

RT : It's too hot to cook, and it's too hot to eat. I was about to warm up something to eat and my body just started sweating... =/

RT : LADIES' TIP: Your boyfriend .......... of 10 years proooobably won't be marrying you. Enjoy your Saturday. .<<<and there you have it.

RT @michellejourdan Rum responsibly. From a cupbucket http://twitpic.com/5uryn2

RT @ShanSprinkles THIS. RT @gurl: Men are so against abortion but be the first to leave, or become incompetent, when the baby is born.

RT @Karaok_E I've gained like 6lbs in 2 weeks.. time to push away frm the table #fatgirlproblems

RT @Nothinbuttreble I had french fries yesterday... so I'll be at the gym during lunch to serve penance for my indiscretion...

RT : Tyler Perry Presents "Dress Like A Lady, Pee Like a Man: Da Brat's Summer Fashion Guide for DL Women" 

RT @missjia  Ch..please. Beyonce been sitting on rocks and sand dunes since before Ashanti had hair on her chin.
  •  ch...Ashanti made a WHOLE DAMN CHORUS SINGIN "BABY, BABY, BABY"...and he wanna say that Beyonces songs are simple minded?
": If I made a shirt that says "Idris Elba Doesn't Want You", would I be wrong?" « Things guys who get murdered by black women say


RT @marfmellow LOL RT @DollarMenuTweet: So, Ciara's going to be in town this weekend. Is this a free event?<<<Ciara gets no love in these streets

RT @HUMonTHESE LMAOOOOOO RT @_kelsology like 5 hours bruh. RT @SoDeadSerious: How far is Baltimore from Maryland?<<which school system can we blame?!

RT @TheDiLLon1 Not eating any fries out of the bag on the ride home is basically the same thing as choosing celibacy.<<*falls out*


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