I have questions.

I had a dream about my friend's boyfriend. She wasn't in the dream.

• Should he be my boyfriend instead?
• Should I stop falling asleep at my desk?

I am always baffled when I find out my younger cousins have children. Some of them already have two. I am also baffled when friends/college acquaintances get engaged/married.

• Can someone ask me out on date?
• Am I really missing out on this whole child bearing/rearing experience?

 After memorizing the winding turns of my stretch marks since they appeared in 2001, my body has decided to make new ones. This may or may not have anything to do with the fact that I had to go up in size in leggings.

• Should I start working out again?
• I find it rather annoying when I make a comment about my weight gain and my friends are quick to tell me no. O_o I'm not saying they should necessarily agree.
• But why be so quick to say, "Omg you're not fat blah blah blah"?
• Why would I make any reference to my watermelon thighs if they were not in fact thunderous?