These are a few tweets that came across my timeline in some capacity!
"I like entirely too many people at any point in time...*shrugs* So many h*es, so little time"
"Oh you still felt it was alive??? *Mourns & Holds Twitter Candle Vigil for CHIVALRY* lol"
"Spring forward..... Oh?! I woke up so confused."
"..Online shopping to soothe thy soul #winning .... Coppage of the #iPad2 for my padre .. More #winning" <<<The use of coppage made me laugh!
"The last bites of Chipotle defines u as a man ,like your LAST STROKES in the Bedroom.. #FinishStrong lol"
"70% of my 11:11 wishes are to be a white man one day. The other 30% is to lose my virginity"
"GENTLEMAN'S TIP: If her toes didn't curl, you didn't do much.#Pleasantries."
RT @CharlieeSheen Disneyland; the happiest place on earth? I guess that means Mr. Walt Disney has never been into some good pussy. #winning<<<< *FALLS OUT*
RT @SexualTaurus The possessiveness associated with #Taurus shows up in all areas of life in some way. Taurus likes to own things (and sometimes people) << .....I'm a Taurus. The truth is the light.
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