Consistency is the New Black

 I get a text message in the middle of the night: no words...just a smiley face. I got suspicious as soon as I saw it. Why?! Because I knew it wasn't for me. But I asked this young whipper snapper anyway.  He confirmed my suspicion and admitted( A few texts later) that the smiley face was meant for me. *insert every eyeroll + blankstare here*

He and I both knew that the smiley face was for someone else. You're probably wondering why any of this matters to me?! He didn't say or do anything disrespectful. But he did do something out of the ordinary. Homie don't play that. I like consistency. I thrive on it. It makes me warm and fuzzy on the inside. I appreciate consistency and when guys do the opposite (and then try and lie about it) I get irritated. I'm not so cute when irritated. ;-)

Fellas:

1. Please look at your text before you send it. You don't want to be caught slipping on your pimpin. At this stage in the game, you shouldn't be making these kind of rookie mistakes
2. Start out how you're gonna hold out. Don't surprise me with new behavior. It drains my batteries.