Twitter Talk #5

Yall know the drill...Enjoy

• RT @skinnyjeanius i remember great dates in my life by the songs that came out at that time. remember "lovers and friends" - the usher remake
• we all need those friends we trust with everything. those friends who, if they betray us, make us question everything else.
• why do we enjoy it when your head is pressed against the headboard uncomfortably?<<*skips away*
• you havent been drunk until you've woken up next to a naked cleaning service employee with a huge smile.
• RT @streetztalk YES! wow relly lmao RT @rellyonsmash: i just texted a chick and her response was "BFH, Hit You Back" the fuck is BFH? Boyfriend's Here?? <<<so many things wrong with this. LMAO
• RT @sistertoldja If only people knew that "feminism" was not a code word for "when a woman does something I don't like"..
• RT @lilduval: Wait til y'all hear this new cherish album is gon be a breath of fresh air for R&B.
• RT @Naimthestar Why do chicks give you 2 k's when they are saying ok. I'll talk to you later.. "kk" wtf is the 2nd k for?
• RT @HotLikeHel RT @MiaElle_S RT @AshGully Respect my no like you respect my yes. -- amen. <<<yes.yes.yes
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• RT @Nothinbuttreble I probably should do cardio today but I won't. My hair is done and I'm not ready to give that up yet.. I'm gonna do legs and abs.<<< black girl problems
• Lord I thank you for slim arms and no back fat... I don't take it for granted cuz it could've been me! :-)
• RT @jozenc I don't want to know if you're sleeping with someone else, but it's your job to make me feel like you're not.
• RT @TheXDExperience Me too. RT @Leci_83 I really have to touch Serena Williams' booty once.
• RT @KidFury Why did @MissJia say Kelendria used to work for Beyoncé? I'm telling, Jesus.
• RT @WisdomIsMisery I'm cool with being in DEEP like. That's something I can handle.
• RT @streetztalk Lex Luger didnt bodyslam Yokozuna on the USS Intrepid for us to lose in this match<<<in reference to the US Womens Soccer game against Japan
• RT @TheXDExperience Alicia Keys' music promotes regularity.
• Trillville's "Neva Eva" I vote to replace our current National Anthem.
• Every woman in the Williams family had hair that is reminiscent of the crip walk.<<not sure who he is talking about but he likened hair to the crip walk. *falls out*
• Clearly, school ain't help none. RT @Lalabossn I Hate Sayingg The Pledge Of Elegance In School<<<LMAO.
• RT @CBookEnded44 I don't cuddle; but I have, at times, placed women into non-threatening restraining maneuvers<<< I stole this from @offhandcomments ;-)
• RT @MyNameIsDuncan That's called sex. RT @LowKeyUHTN: Why don't they have a jungle gym for adults who are grown but like to play around. Monkey bars all day<<welp.