- when an uber attractive guy tells you he has a girlfriend and ol girl is less than cute
- your past flings say hello to you while dapping each other up because in one way or another they know each other -__________________-
- when you become acquainted with a past flings ex-girlfriend
because well she's unaware of said fling and you were unaware he was trying to get back with her while he was gaming you down #unicornswhile she starts talking about his aint sh*tness - people respond to tweets via text
- guys forget their role or think their role is something more than what it is... it's not
- the guy with a girlfriend (whom you've met before) insists on giving you his number. Sir.Please.
- every time one of the homie's calls, I think he butt dialed me. When in actuality he really wanted to talk to me.
- your mother informs that you are in actuality not dating/married to Laz Alonso.
- a group of scrumptious freshmen boys see you in your car vibing to Love on Top while at a stop light. All I could say was "Go Bucks"
- your friend tells you he's going to unfollow you and you can't even muster up the energy to actually care
- you text your bestie about his current relationship status by asking about the last girl he told you about: Only to be told that they haven't spoken in months. Oh.
I'm still a G
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