Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
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Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Losing.

During a conversation with my Spelman Sister, we realized that we are losing in 2011.
 She texted me to let me know that she put one of our friends on Pregnancy Watch due to come suspect tweets. I can now add that friend to a growing lists of friends that are expecting. ((Let me say: this is no shade to my friends who have babies or are expecting.)) But one has to admit, there are babies everywhere. Am I missing something?! Are children the new black? Are children in??! I'm convinced  my SS* and I missed the Pregnancy Pact meeting. Also, another friend of ours enjoys her life as an inmate's girlfriend. Apparently being in love with a d-boy is exhausting (evading cops, rolling blunts) but the money is so good. (her words.)  I know we can't help who we fall in love with but I'm not quite about that life. I'm not a ride or die chick. Yes, I'll admit I want someone with some edge...but an active prison record. I just can't get with it.Again, am I missing something?!. My friends tweets, glorify his lifestyle. So much so, that I'm questioning my place in this circle of life.

Maybe I can get knocked up by a d-boy if this pharmacy school thing doesn't work out. 
 Best of both worlds.