Mediumest Loser #2

"Dropping ten pounds preparing summer" ---Drake

Second Week into Operation Birthday Body!! Working out has become second nature...just another moment in my day. ;-) The workouts are tough but I know the results are gonna be great!! Right now this picture is my desktop *Looks down*

Now if Halle Berry isn't motivation...I don't know what is. She's 44 years old and her body is BANGING. I am not mad but baybee when I'm on that elliptical atempting to sweat the pounds away I think about her and Beyonce's resident four pack (it's not quite a six pack. #noshade)

So the weigh in has been changed from this week to next week. I gotta step it up next week. I wanna see different numbers on the scale. I did crack today ((Doritos and twix)) *wall slide* But I'm pretty sure it's linked to PMS and ranging hormones. But no worries I worked it off ;-) I started a food diary. Yes I'm documenting every morsel of food that hits these lips. I'm not kidding about getting in shape. I know how to workout but I love to eat. ((I'm convinced I was fat and happy or just  a socialite with a fast metabolism in my past life)) Now all I need to make these workouts more tolerable is an ipod. Yes I'm still complaining about it. I actually lost it around this time last year. It's an anniversary of sorts. Lol. >>>Why haven't you gotten a new one by now? *currently thinking of ways to be an adult of justifying purchasing an electronic device in light of all of the other things that I need. Key word: Need.* Anywho, the workouts must go on. They will :-)

Signed,

Thunder Thighs 

Parties,Pet Peeves, and Pink Panties

I attended two parties this weekend. They were full of laughter, good music, and a hand full of blankstares. O_o Let's get into why!

• It appears that the most disrespectful songs are the ones that I love to dance to. Case in point: Make it Rain Trick and Bring it Back by Travis Porter are in steady rotation. Judge me not.
• Being the girlfriend of a guy who has a lot of female friends must be hard. Jumping in the arms of someone else's boyfriend doesn't help. 
• I'm a G. 
• Insecure guys make my head spin. Lock it up, act accordingly, and get out of my face. ((See point above))
• Pink Panties: Pink Lemonade and Tequila<---basically the best idea ever
• Staying at a party until 5 am.....who am I? It was fun doe.
• Small talk with people I don't like is not my thing. I don't participate in it. The end.
• Twerking is an art form. I support it. ((Twerk Team))
• You graduated two years ago. We shouldn't be at the same party.
• Leggings aren't for everyone. Please stop oppressing me with your camel toe. Get smart and wear a shirt long enough to cover that ish up
• Thank God for texting and friends that are awake at 3am. 
• My love for ratty songs was suppressed for an entire 48 hours. That is something I never wanna experience again. That is what withdrawal must feel like. ((cues Make it Rain))

• Openly talking about other women while at a party is not cool. Especially when that same woman is minimal.(rolls eyes)
• Party play lists are crucial. A random song can ruin the whole vibe. But Trina's Look Back At Me can put the party right back on track. ((falls out))
• Apparently I know all the words to Get it Girl by Chip the Ripper. Not everyone can say the same.
• If I was dancing and then sat down when you approached...it probably means I don't want to dance with you. O_o

Picture courtesy of [http://thatretailchick.me/2010/12/27/travis-porter-jive-records-make-it-rain-on-urban-radio-charts/]