Schoolin Life.: twitter

I follow some funny people who follow some funny people ;-)
*i left my comments in bold*

From @SkinnyJeanius

liquor stores need outlets and tables like starbucks. i'm not a daily coffee drinker.
no one named CREFLO DOLLAR will make me forgive a child molester.
"there's someone i've been missing. they're in the wrong place trying to make it right."
the first step is admitting you have a problem. the second is forgetting that problem with the problem.
sometimes wearing underwear feels like piss poor planning.
mmhmm RT @SpiffyTiffyH: Oh u fancy? RT @skinnyjeanius she used the wrong lotion. now my penis smells like wild cherry blossoms.
you ever want to go back somewhere to see if that one person remembers you as well as you remember them?
EVERYTHING works out in the end. if it hasn't worked out, then it's not the end.

From @SlimJackson

this is why i try not to be fb/twitter friends with chicks I'm talking to. i log on, see they've done something dumb then lose interest.

From @TheXDExperience

A life without ranch dressing is a life I don't want to know.
All of the lyrics to the Good Times theme song demonstrates the most accurate telling of my life up until this point
RT @blunted215: Lil B gonna tell us all that "SWAG" stands for "sales weren't a goal".
RT @_Rickeh: Maury probably knows if Time is really the father.
@ImJDan this emaciated life I'm tryna love just ain't the bees knees
Kyle said Teyana Taylor's version of Marvin's Room sounds like it should be played during the movie Beloved.
RT @FreshAIG: Morgan Freeman is so old his age is a sound RT @JaySoSchweet: How old was Morgan Freeman in "Lean On Me"?
RT @charles270: @TheXDExperience Annie the Popeyes lady is a decepticon. Real Popeyes employees don't smile

From @ladyw87

From @KidFury

The Knowles-Carters & The Obamas be watching State Property at the White House. I know it.
"If you sincerely speak to God about your troubles, you'd be surprised how quickly he will respond." ~ Mama Fury
I feel really good today. I'm really happy. God is good.
@TheXDExperience @DrewShade @steenfox Oh, y'all can go to hell. Watermelon is water and Splenda in fruit form.
I'm gonna take a shower while "I Was Here" is playing, so I can hold out my arms and invite the water in like a Creole prince.
(If I could just touch one of the laces on Jermaine Cole's Jordans, I'd be reborn.)

From @LanceGross

It can only get better from here, It can only get better from here, It can only get better from here....

From @PanamaJackson

Got into the most foolish debate last night abt bangin vs gorgeous women. Lol. This nigga said Nia Long was average and started a riot.
Also said Stacey Dash was maaaad overrated. I think dude was a Republican plant and supports terrorists and Fox News.
This video for "best thing I never had" makes me happy. #beyonceforpresident
Aside from "open bar" my favorite combo of words is "nigga, I'm grillin. Fall thru" <<< this.right.here
There has got to be something in the water right now. #weirdsciencedays

From @Ahmier

I can't stand Sade! She makes me want to go to the beach, gather, then place sticks in the shape of hearts, and set them on fire..
About to learn how to sell pussy in Iceland.
The fact that Fantasia gets taken over by her emotions every time she puts a mic to those lips makes me all kinds of happy.

From @jozenc

I personally feel dudes with double standards are soft. They enforce them to protect their fragile self-esteem.<<<I COMPLETELY AGREE
If you dare text me that you're tripping instead of calling me over what you're tripping about, you're hustling backwards.
Women, don't think we don't notice the kind of men you give rhythm to.
fasho RT @ChrisLuck83: #frugalpimpin RT @jozenc: Fellas, the blue bars of Irish spring are making the women go crazy in the streets. Invest.

RT @COURgasm: I always chase my drank with more drank. It's because I'm a thug.

RT @Wale Maybe datin is like college.a lot of ppl don't know what they want.jus feel like they need to be doin it..in reality we all jus buying time

RT @luvvieig !!! RT @BasseyworldLive Whenever my phone rings, I secretly hope it's Oprah calling to offer me my own talk show on OWN.

RT @korporate1 Lol the REALEST RT @LeroyElroyJr It takes a certain type of man/love to date a chick that doesn't like #harrypotter

RT @MikeCole24 RT @_CasanovaJr #WeOnlyKindaSometimesOnRareOccasionsLoveTheseHoes

RT @E_Wright1 RT @XSTROLOGY: #Taurus signs are extremely faithful because they have a strong need for security and routine.

RT @QrisPBaqon4 I wanna be something special to you. but let's face it. Its probably not gonna happen. But I can always make u smile. Promise.

RT @vitaminDanny Sometimes I wonder what life would be like if I could just have a few drinks like a normal person<<i.dont.want.to.know.that.life

RT @SweetDivaLove i.cant.breathe. LMAO RT @TheXDExperience RT @Nerd_Ferguson: Real G's move in silence like Ciaras soundscan.

RT @sistertoldja When I see a Buppie couple, I can't help but to wonder if I made a wrong turn somewhere. I want a 401K and a BMW too dammit.

RT @sTopcrynheauX RT @Casanobles Mufassa getting killed in the Lion King was the most life devastating experience my childhood

RT @brookandthecity RT @Saniyyah: When life gives me lemons.... I add Patron and say FUCK IT!

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